national cleavage day

vanessa paradis, who possesses that certain je ne sais quois

all the feminists on twitter are getting awfully riled up about national cleavage day. i think it's because they don't have cleavages, but don't quote me on that. i think that women are gorgeous creatures, that should celebrate their femininity whenever possible. i don't specifically advocate rocking a cleavage as 'celebrating femininity' but am more adverse to women trying to be masculine. we seem to have lost the awareness of how empowering it is to be feminine somewhere along the way, that is, everywhere except in france. french women have always held the secret. they're guardians of the feminine. so let's all stop getting angry about national cleavage day (because it's only a gimmick) and act like the fairer sex for a change.